Typical Media

  • BBC News: Are you frightened?
  • Tower Worker: No.
  • BBC News: Are your colleagues frightened?
  • Tower Worker: No.
  • BBC News: You must've been pretty scared earlier, though?
  • Tower Worker: No.

One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry.

Because we didn’t have a fireplace.

— Victor Borge
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Reblogged from Adam Noble
…I was reminded of something that happened to a friend of mine: he was sitting at work when his mum rang up out of the blue.
“It’s your father,” she said. “He’s had an accident.”
My friend froze, steeled himself for the worst, and asked her what had happened.
“Well, he’s deleted the printer icon from his desktop. How does he make it come back again?
— Charlie Brooker